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BeautifulPeople.com.
Came across this site in a recent news article. Holy Cow, people? Are you serious? I openly MOCK you.
Usually, I disregard tripe and move on, but this one really got me going.

Do looks matter to you, when it comes to selecting a partner?
Do you want to guarantee your dates will always [...]

NEW YORK (AP) – Sting isn’t a religious man, but he says President Barack Obama might be a divine answer to the world’s problems.
“In many ways, he’s sent from God,” he joked in an interview, “because the world’s a mess.”
But Sting is serious in his belief that Obama is the best leader to navigate the [...]

“This is about out-of-state extremists attempting to buy an Iowa election, plain and simple,” Jochum said.
via The Des Moines Register.

Glenn Beck: Who is speaking the truth?

Gore admitted that it was difficult to persuade the public that the threat from climate change was as urgent as the threat from Nazi Germany.
via FOXNews.com.

Asked if he had spoken to the President, Wright said: “Them Jews aren’t going to let him talk to me. I told my baby daughter, that he’ll talk to me in five years when he’s a lame duck, or in eight years when he’s out of office. …
via dailypress.com.

Hey Gang, see what PRAVDA is saying about Barry, Harry and Nancy’s plan….
PRAVDA.  Yeah. That Pravda.
“It must be said, that like the breaking of a great dam, the American decent into Marxism is happening with breath taking speed, against the back drop of a passive, hapless sheeple, excuse me dear reader, I meant people.”
via PRAVDA.
PRAVDA

The Boy Scouts of America is sending a message to overweight leaders: shape up or stay home.
via wcco.com.

The American intruder described by one member of Aung San Suu Kyi’s staff as “a nutty fellow” was John Yettaw, 53, a Mormon who reportedly told Burmese exiles in Thailand he was writing a “faith-based” book on heroism.
via 

guardian.co.uk.

Tennessee-born beauty Cybill Shepherd definitely isn’t one to waste words — and had she no qualms in speaking out about who she thought was to blame for the passing of Proposition 8 in California’s last election, which led to gay and lesbian marriage rights being overturned.
“The Mormons and Catholics,” she told Tarts at the recent [...]

The Bloomberg financial newswire decided to update its 17-page Steve Jobs obituary today — and inadvertently published it in the process. Some investors were undoubtedly rattled to see, as our tipster did late this afternoon, the Apple CEO’s obit cross the wire and then suddenly disappear. Jobs’s battle with pancreatic cancer, and speculation over his [...]

A bagpipe player sparked a security alert at the Olympics – after Chinese police mistook his musical instrument for “some kind of weapon”.
Read All about it…

No more “brainstorming” says the city council as their deed of the day for the mentally handicapped. Try “thought showering” instead. (And it’s less violent too!)
Read The Telegraph’s story.

Ever wonder what religion our favorite comic book heroes are? Which ones are LDS?
Is it Superman? Batman? Find out here!

I can’t imagine anyone outside of Utah who would not have instantly rejected this candy design. Am I right?
Check out the Accordion Guy’s Discovery here.

It’s no longer our local police blotters that seem compiled by Barney Fife. Now, it’s spreading to dear old Orange County, California.
Read the thrilling police blotter from Huntington Beach!

SUPER PHONES USED AS BAIT BY THUGS

Great advice from the grandkids: avoid those costly speeding tickets using your trusty dustbuster.
Check out Grandma’s story.

Inventors have developed a rotating ice-cream to wipe the contents onto the tongue and save lazy guzzlers the effort of licking.
Yummy. Ice Cream. Mmmmmmmmmmmm….

Here Fishy, Fishy…

SCOTS are being urged to ditch chips for mushy peas – and only drink five days a week.
Stand up for Whirled Peas
Got Haggis?

Premium black watermelon auctioned in Japan for a record $6,100
Read all about it…

Attention Kmart shoppers, love can wait.

DANVILLE, Calif. — A Danville woman faces arson charges after police say she set fires at two gas stations and a Starbucks outlet in a protest over high gas prices.
Read it….