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BeautifulPeople.com.
Came across this site in a recent news article. Holy Cow, people? Are you serious? I openly MOCK you.
Usually, I disregard tripe and move on, but this one really got me going.

Do looks matter to you, when it comes to selecting a partner?
Do you want to guarantee your dates will always [...]

Breitbart.tv » Cablevision DVR Listing for Fox News Beck Show Listed as ‘Glenif*ck’.

Video | MiamiHerald.com.

traditional hand tossed crust
via The Usual Suspects.

Loudest Car Horn In The World Video.

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Gore admitted that it was difficult to persuade the public that the threat from climate change was as urgent as the threat from Nazi Germany.
via FOXNews.com.

“Why is radio and TV crybaby Glenn Beck purging every last tear from his body?” An announcer poses the question as the camera pushes in on a photo of the Fox News personality’s husky boy face wracked with sobs. “Because the more miserable he is now… the funnier he’ll be June 4th.”
via Vanity Fair.

YouTube – The Astounding World of the Future.

Representative Jim Moran, a Virginia Democrat, has heard enough about erectile dysfunction.
via  MiamiHerald.com.

Dell “Superdell” Schanze is the victim of a judge and a police officer who are ignoring the law and making a mockery of the justice system and Christianity, he told reporters Friday.
Schanze appeared in 4th District Court in Orem on Friday for a hearing on charges stemming from a traffic stop in Saratoga Springs. Schanze [...]

YouTube – Small, but tough.

Police in eastern Utah arrested a naked man they say was jumping in front of cars on a highway.
“Honey, the map says there’s an historic marker ahead….”

Careful now. The world may be your oyster, but it probably has Vibrio parahaemolyticus bacteria.
Watch the 60 Minutes report here.

Last June, Matthew Lincoln was attending an evening service at his nondenominational Tennessee church when he approached the altar where a visiting minister was offering individual prayers for parishioners. Assigned “catchers” were present on the altar in case congregants fainted, fell, or otherwise lost control. When the minister, Robert Lavala, slightly touched his forehead, the [...]

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Colon:

Just for luck, and to pray down two classic muses of comedy to bless this mess…