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BeautifulPeople.com.
Came across this site in a recent news article. Holy Cow, people? Are you serious? I openly MOCK you.
Usually, I disregard tripe and move on, but this one really got me going.

Do looks matter to you, when it comes to selecting a partner?
Do you want to guarantee your dates will always [...]

Gardeners have been banned from using barbed wire to stop allotment vandals – in case the yobs hurt themselves.
via mirror.co.uk.

So here is one question: With the program now on shaky ground, even with a new infusion of money, what consumer and what dealer will risk rendering an engine irretrievably unusable?
Well, as it turns out, a lot of them are doing so, because unless the dealers can prove to the government that they have killed [...]

Loudest Car Horn In The World Video.

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Gore admitted that it was difficult to persuade the public that the threat from climate change was as urgent as the threat from Nazi Germany.
via FOXNews.com.

Sperling said in prepared testimony that the administration believes compensation practices “must be better aligned with long-term value and prudent risk management at all firms, and not just for the financial services industry.”
via  Yahoo! Finance.

Princeton Gun Scare Ends With 4 in Custody | NBC New York.
Police took four juvenile suspects into custody just before 11:30 a.m. None of the four suspects were students. One had a toy gun in his waistband.

Hey Gang, see what PRAVDA is saying about Barry, Harry and Nancy’s plan….
PRAVDA.  Yeah. That Pravda.
“It must be said, that like the breaking of a great dam, the American decent into Marxism is happening with breath taking speed, against the back drop of a passive, hapless sheeple, excuse me dear reader, I meant people.”
via PRAVDA.
PRAVDA

Pastor David Jones and his wife Mary have been told that they cannot invite friends to their San Diego, Calif. home for a Bible study — unless they are willing to pay tens of thousands of dollars to San Diego County.
via  FOXNews.com.

Vice President Joe Biden, well-known for his verbal gaffes, may have finally outdone himself, divulging potentially classified information meant to save the life of a sitting vice president.
via FOXNews.com.

This week, thousands of people are getting stimulus checks in the mail. The problem is that a lot of them are dead.
via FoxNews.

The federal government is spending $2.6 million to make sure prostitutes in China drink less on the job.
That’s the goal of a five-year study, bankrolled by the National Institutes of Health, designed to help lower HIV infections among China’s “female sex workers,” who are referred to in the study as “FSWs.”
The project comes thanks to [...]

First, the good news. The number of people still unprepared for the DTV switchover is continuing to fall. The bad news? The number of households that will be unable to watch TV on June 12th still sits at about 3.5 million.
via 3.5M Americans Still Unprepared for DTV Switch.

YouTube – Air Force One NYC Fly Over Scaring the City 4-27-09.

Wow.

Police have heard many excuses from suspected drunk drivers over the years.
But police say what they heard from a Toms River man is one for the books: He told them he was driving around until he was sober enough to go home, fearing his mother would know he was drunk.
Read it all @ Foxnews

Because curiousity doesn’t ALWAYS kill the moron….

Police track down teen accused of making thousands of fake 911 calls.

The young men refused to leave even after priest Zahari asked them to. The scandal lasted for about half an hour before the mormons were taken out of the church almost by force.
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DANVILLE, Calif. — A Danville woman faces arson charges after police say she set fires at two gas stations and a Starbucks outlet in a protest over high gas prices.
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raed the storey…

Thou shalt not steal: Jesus.