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The World is Just Awesome!

Did you have your “thought shower” today?

No more “brainstorming” says the city council as their deed of the day for the mentally handicapped. Try “thought showering” instead. (And it’s less violent too!)
Read The Telegraph’s story.

The answer to life, the universe and everything REALLY IS 42

The gerbil was not injured.

Wow.

Japanese Firm Creates Robot Girlfriend for Lonely Men

Sega, best known for its home video game consoles, has introduced a 15-inch tall robotic ‘girlfriend’ that kisses on command, with a target market of lonely adult men.
Sad stuff here…

LDS Superheroes

Ever wonder what religion our favorite comic book heroes are? Which ones are LDS?
Is it Superman? Batman? Find out here!

As happy as a pig in… boots?

A Pig Afraid of Mud; Must Wear Boots

Surely designed in Utah

I can’t imagine anyone outside of Utah who would not have instantly rejected this candy design. Am I right?
Check out the Accordion Guy’s Discovery here.

Guns don’t kill people, stupid people kill people

It’s Spreading…

It’s no longer our local police blotters that seem compiled by Barney Fife. Now, it’s spreading to dear old Orange County, California.
Read the thrilling police blotter from Huntington Beach!

IROBBED

SUPER PHONES USED AS BAIT BY THUGS

Mugger snatches necklace on tram then admires haul in CCTV lens

The world’s most stupid thief?

Man Who Fell Off Couch Laughing at TV Show Ends Up Pepper Sprayed, Arrested

Read it @ Fox News

Did you see the size of that package?

“Passengers expecting privacy underneath their clothing should not be required to display highly personal details of their bodies such as evidence of mastectomies, colostomy appliances, penile implants, catheter tubes and the size of their breasts or genitals as a pre-requisite to boarding a plane”.
“See Me, Feel Me…”

For Will, our number 1 fan…

Don’t let this happen to you, brutha!

Police: Man in DUI Crash Said He Was Driving Around to Sober Up

Police have heard many excuses from suspected drunk drivers over the years.
But police say what they heard from a Toms River man is one for the books: He told them he was driving around until he was sober enough to go home, fearing his mother would know he was drunk.
Read it all @ Foxnews

Someone needs more Aquanet…

You can have all the money in the world, but ain’t nothin’ fixes a combover…

Banging Down The House

Quite The Scenic View

Police in eastern Utah arrested a naked man they say was jumping in front of cars on a highway.
“Honey, the map says there’s an historic marker ahead….”

And Radar is a Character on MASH

Great advice from the grandkids: avoid those costly speeding tickets using your trusty dustbuster.
Check out Grandma’s story.

A whole new dimension to sushi…

Bagpipe history and lore

• Things you’ll never hear: Oh, that’s the bagpiper’s Porsche.

Rotating ice-cream for lazy lickers

Inventors have developed a rotating ice-cream to wipe the contents onto the tongue and save lazy guzzlers the effort of licking.
Yummy. Ice Cream. Mmmmmmmmmmmm….

BLAST from the past: “Wow, that’s really cool… OH MY FETCHIN HECK, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!

Why you should never leave a loaded shotgun in your office…

Because curiousity doesn’t ALWAYS kill the moron….