No more “brainstorming” says the city council as their deed of the day for the mentally handicapped. Try “thought showering” instead. (And it’s less violent too!)
Read The Telegraph’s story.
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No more “brainstorming” says the city council as their deed of the day for the mentally handicapped. Try “thought showering” instead. (And it’s less violent too!) Sega, best known for its home video game consoles, has introduced a 15-inch tall robotic ‘girlfriend’ that kisses on command, with a target market of lonely adult men. Ever wonder what religion our favorite comic book heroes are? Which ones are LDS? A Pig Afraid of Mud; Must Wear Boots I can’t imagine anyone outside of Utah who would not have instantly rejected this candy design. Am I right? It’s no longer our local police blotters that seem compiled by Barney Fife. Now, it’s spreading to dear old Orange County, California. SUPER PHONES USED AS BAIT BY THUGS The world’s most stupid thief? Read it @ Fox News “Passengers expecting privacy underneath their clothing should not be required to display highly personal details of their bodies such as evidence of mastectomies, colostomy appliances, penile implants, catheter tubes and the size of their breasts or genitals as a pre-requisite to boarding a plane”. Don’t let this happen to you, brutha! Police have heard many excuses from suspected drunk drivers over the years. You can have all the money in the world, but ain’t nothin’ fixes a combover… Police in eastern Utah arrested a naked man they say was jumping in front of cars on a highway. Great advice from the grandkids: avoid those costly speeding tickets using your trusty dustbuster. • Things you’ll never hear: Oh, that’s the bagpiper’s Porsche. Inventors have developed a rotating ice-cream to wipe the contents onto the tongue and save lazy guzzlers the effort of licking. Because curiousity doesn’t ALWAYS kill the moron…. |
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